Thursday 12 January 2017

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.



About 4,000 years ago:

God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!

Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*

God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!

After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

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